live scanner Boston PD. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
but seriously, it's been a while. I guess one of the perks moving from podunk usa to brooklyn is I don't have me morning ghetto time to catch up on all that is fabulous in life... I miss you ghetto*, and I'll be back as soon as I fucking find a job, be it a duane reade or selling my man pussy on any given L train stop.
But in all seriousness this dog is probably dead by now, or got run over, mistakenly eaten... it's owner has the diabeet'us and that grey couch has brown stains all over it.